Waddle

I refuse to waddle.  I do not want to be that pregnant woman who sticks her belly out as far as possible and kicks her legs out as she walks.  I will fight the waddle until the end!  I did go to stand up today and there was a bit of pain in my back.  Dave asked me what was wrong and I told him that Baby was trying to make me waddle...but I refuse!  I would sooner make obscene noises with every step that waddle.  I will walk with good posture and my head held high until this child is born (and hopefully after, too).